Sasquatch Surf Sighting: Rincon Nose Rides

Spat Out in Glory is claiming its rightful place alongside the Patterson film as the best evidence yet that North American Great Apes walk, and surf, among us.

Sasquatch deniers are reaching for the nitroglycerin pills.

Spat had set up on Rincon Point, south of Santa Barbara, to run some test reels of Ektachrome 64. There was a rustling in the bushes and out of the foliage strolled a southern variant of the N.A.G.A., carrying a 9'6" Yater. Paddled out and took his place at the peak. The wolf pack parted in sure knowledge that the pecking order had been re-arranged.

In the video below, note the Ancient One's light footwork ... no mean feat with size 24 flippers. Nose walks, hang 5's, an attempted twirly. All old school, all fluid, all legit. The wolf pack hooted him into curl after curl. Respect for the N.A.G.A. is not optional. ...

After an hour of wave ballet, the southern variant emerged from the water, threw Spat Out in Glory a shaka, and split back into the bushes. The swell died. The wolf pack dispersed. Spat broke down the Beaulieu 4008ZM4 and headed back to the parking lot.

A big old dude was loading his log into an old Power Wagon, lifted with a Mack truck exhaust stack mod. Tall. Burly through the shoulders. Long arms. Made eye contact and nodded gravely. He saw it too.

North American Great Ape Evidence